slap it up 

Phrase used to express enthusiastic endorsement of an idea, particularly if the idea pertains to the recent or imminent acquisition of goods or information. While some believe the term descends from "sop it up with a biscuit" or the practice of slapping someone upside the head, "slap it up" most likely refers to the literal action of placing a desired object on a surface with considerable force, as a means of presentational flourish.

"Governor, may I offer you a glass of eighteen-year-old single malt?"

"Yeah bitch, slap it up. On the rocks"

or

"Guys, guys...I got the promotion!"

"Right on Steve, way to slap it up. Let's go celebrate."

slap it up by Lydia Steier June 20, 2006

slap it up, rub it down 

A type of masturbation involving a gentle slapping to stiffen the penis, followed by stroking up and down the shaft of the penis to the point of ejaculation.

When Willie is a little slow to wake up one thing you can do is slap it up, rub it down.

slap it up, rub it down by Popo4242 August 11, 2017

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016