slackphuck

A slackphuck is a person who does not preform well while having sex; generally talking about being involved in or being a part of the actually act.

"why are you just laying there...?"
"why am I always on top? do something..."
"did you fall alseep?, you slackphuck..."

by Riki Mats April 8, 2010

slackfuck

One who is both a slacker and a fucker. One who does absolutely nothing all day, yet still manages to fuck that up.

Cool Guy: Hey man, did you go get that case of beer for the party while i was at class today?

SlackFuck: Nawwww, i got super fucking high today though....sweet huh? Oh yeah i made you a muffaletta though...

Cool Guy: Dude, you're a total slackfuck, now i'm gonna have to teabag you! I hate olive salad!

by DPdaix October 27, 2006

Slackfucks

Someone who claims to give their all in events/competitions but falls very short on the final day.

A lot of us spent all we had and went in to win. The Slackfucks just sat near the bottom, made excuses and were only in it for a prize and a free ride.

by 2foothead July 28, 2014

Slackpacking

the fine art of intending to go backpacking (carrying all equipment in a large backpack to your camping location in the woods) but instead walking out of the woods for the finer things in life: beer, entertainment, and food.

We went backpacking on the Appalachian Trail last week but with the 40 degree temps and rain, we ended up slackpacking down in Gatlinburg.

The trail we intended to backpack on had a tons of trees down over the trail. After trying to climb over and under about 20 trees, we gave up, turned around, and slackpacked at the drive-in campsite and bummed around the tiny town nearby.

This weekend slackpacking trip was fun. We had planned to backpack in to our campsite last night but we forgot to pack our dinner food. Instead we hiked in, setup camp, and walked out for pizza and beer. We ended up seeing a really good band. The walk back in to our campsite at midnight was a little scary...

by Ungulate August 1, 2010

slackpack

to just throw all your gear back in the car for the trip home

man i spent hours neatly packing the car for our camping trip but after a big week-end like that i slackpacked for the trip home

by phallic May 5, 2007

Slackpacker

To be a complete slut or whore whilst travelling. Can be used as a derogatory term for males or females as everyone is pretty easy whilst travelling

"Ive heard she's a right slackpacker" or this hostel is crawling with slackpackers

by Hendy :D July 31, 2012

Slacksucking

To not suck well. To slack suck.

My girl was slacksucking last night.

by Bookbear and poopappy June 8, 2022