skidooing 

After talking to salt and pepper shakers and other inanimate house hold items you see that your severely discolored dog has found its way into a picture or television program. Then in an acid fueled stupor you falsely believe that you can do it too. After saying said "discolored dogs name" followed by the word "skidoo" then the simple phrase "we can too", you will begin to find yourself flying into the closest form of visual media. The whole process is as follows: "insert dogs name here skidoo, we can too". Skidooing just another way to pass the time until you figure out that you gave up a promising and successful career to pursue staring in shitty horror films.

"Hey Bro what the hell is Steve doing?"
"Oh he's just skidooing his way into that Kate Upton poster."

skidooing by 2true2bedenied December 1, 2014

just skidding

Just kidding but there's a hint of seriousness in what they said

"OMG your hair looks like a tornado... just SKIDDING.

just skidding by cupcake19lol October 15, 2019

Skibooting 

(verb, noun) The practice of leaving an item visible, but not mentioning or drawing attention to it, to allow a nervous or suspicious person to get used to it.

Derived from the practice of getting nervous beginners used to ski equipment by just having it around but not forcing them to try it.

"She's gonna hate that new console."
"I'm gonna start by skibooting it for a while."

Skibooting by J-Stz January 28, 2018

Skiddling 

Scottish word meaning playing in water.

The children were skiddling in puddles.

Skiddling by normfitz December 16, 2008

sidooing 

Motorboating the balls

Damn bitch, Steph is sure skilled at sidooing those old sweaty unshaven balls!

sidooing by sidooing August 6, 2014

skidding 

the act of surfing the internet while seated upon the toilet.

with my new tablet computer, its much easier to do some skidding than with the old desktop.

skidding by malerocket December 5, 2010

Skidding 

An abbreviation of "just kidding," you say it after you have said something offensive/false and need to cover up your rudeness or stupidity

"Wow, that girl is so fine"
"Bro I hope you're skidding"

"You ugly. Skidding!"

Skidding by mcmanpdx December 18, 2009