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skid off

skid off by skid off November 23, 2016

skid safety officer 

To piss on and clear away another mans skids in the pan after a good poo.

'I'm a skid safety officer sir, I'll clean that'

'Wow that's a mess, better do my duty as a skid safety officer and hose that down'

skid safety officer by BAZLEYSMASH December 4, 2015

Officer's kid 

offspring of (a) Salvation Army officer(s) born before the said officer(s) enter training school. Not to be confused with officer's brat.

abbreviated O.K.

"Man I wish I was an officer's kid!"

"Yeah, I'm sure you'd enjoy getting moved every other year."

Officer's kid by placemat January 23, 2009

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008