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skid safety officer 

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To piss on and clear away another mans skids in the pan after a good poo.
'I'm a skid safety officer sir, I'll clean that'

'Wow that's a mess, better do my duty as a skid safety officer and hose that down'
skid safety officer by BAZLEYSMASH December 4, 2015
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skid off • skid safety officer • Officer's kid • skid • skid mark • skid row • Skid Lid • Skid and Pump • skid bid • skid bit

Officer's kid 

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offspring of (a) Salvation Army officer(s) born before the said officer(s) enter training school. Not to be confused with officer's brat.

abbreviated O.K.
"Man I wish I was an officer's kid!"

"Yeah, I'm sure you'd enjoy getting moved every other year."
Officer's kid by placemat January 23, 2009
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