Sit on this DICK

Sit on this DICK is a sexual meaning used for asking for a lap dance.

Yo hey Kelly would you sit on this DICK.

by That_One_Potato March 10, 2018

Sit on a dick and spin

Aka SOADAS; An insult equivalent to go fuck yourself. Often used to end an argument leave the person shocked and speechless. If used properly win everytime.

Person 1: Your so stupid! GO DIE IN A HOLE!!
Person 2: Go sit on a dick and spin 😏

by Lil_poopie June 10, 2018

Sit on my dick

Telling a female to ride the dick in a cruel way

What's up babe girl come sit on my dick

by King Crue March 6, 2018

Let Me Sit On Your Dick A Minute

A phrase used when a girl would like the full attention of the guy she is talking too. Often the girl will actually sit on the guys lap and ask him the question.

Girl: Hey, I don't get this problem, let me sit on your dick a minute.

by Tawney May 14, 2005

sitting dick

The penis in it's normal state. Flaccid with no stimulation.

"That's not your Sitting Dick," my girl said when I sent an uninvited Dick Pic.

by Rockstar48 December 27, 2020

Sit Dick

When you sit down and your jeans bulge to give you a giant-looking dick

Becky wouldn't stop staring at my junk when I was sitting but it was actually just my jeans giving me a sit dick

by Honey Beeatch November 27, 2020

National sit on dick day

Sit on a guys dick girls

Suck a fat dick small dick medium dick any dick its national sit on dick day

by Big dick johns September 3, 2019