From the intellectualized rendition of "Michael in the Bathroom" by the Be More Chill cast. The intellectualized line of "Micheal Flyin' Solo" Also the title of the intellectualized version of Michael in the Bathroom
No one: Hey did you see that new song "Michael Levitating Singularly" by The Intellectuals? It's sooo GOOD
Literally everyone: No chap. I have not. Are you sure that exists?
Literally everyone: No chap. I have not. Are you sure that exists?
by PteroIsabela December 7, 2020
Get the Michael Levitating Singularly mug.When a man allows a woman to twist his Scrotum so tightly that the individual testicles are no longer distinguishable. Typically requires 8-10 complete twists to achieve Testicular Singularity.
Boris: "Hey Jeff, wanna come watch the football game at my house this sunday?"
Jeff: "No thanks Boris! My wife and I will be attempting to achieve Testicular Singularity that day!"
Jeff: "No thanks Boris! My wife and I will be attempting to achieve Testicular Singularity that day!"
by Hugh Honey April 17, 2020
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The retarded cousin of Multiple Sclerosis, this disease only affects male genitals, causing complete numbness, leading to permanent, untreatable erectile dysfunction.
Doctor: You've been diagnosed with Singular Sclerosis. You will never be able to pound Zucker's fat, hairy ass again.
Stelter: God dammit Donald Trump!
Stelter: God dammit Donald Trump!
by sciflyer.25 April 22, 2020
Get the Singular Sclerosis mug.A point in time at which, theoretically, technological progress accelerates exponentially, such that nothing taking place follwing said point can be predicted.
"WTF?"
"Yeah, the singularity took place this morning. You missed it, 'cause of your hangover. It'll take you centuries to catch up."
"Yeah, the singularity took place this morning. You missed it, 'cause of your hangover. It'll take you centuries to catch up."
by Protag June 29, 2006
Get the singularity mug.by Dak the kpop fan 123 June 5, 2018
Get the Singularity mug.A singularity is a region of infinite density and zero volume where gravitational parameters diverge to infinity. The center of black holes are theorized as singularities that are surrounded by an event horizon (schwarzschild radius).
Some scientists theorize that the singularity breaks down all the laws of physics. Some scientists disagree.
by Tiger Lady July 29, 2006
Get the singularity mug.Reality has no camera angles to depict everyone’s views (Drake a 🤡); there is only one static singular view, for St Andrew.
Andrew: Yo I am GOD cause I got singular view
Stranger: what’s that?
Andrew: well, reality has no camera angles to depict everyone’s views, there is only one static singular view.
Stranger: oh, you are GOD!
Andrew: thanks.
Stranger: what’s that?
Andrew: well, reality has no camera angles to depict everyone’s views, there is only one static singular view.
Stranger: oh, you are GOD!
Andrew: thanks.
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