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She couldn't wait to get me home to play with my "single handed pump action yogurt chucker

Single handed pump action yogurt chucker by Few good men January 17, 2017

Single-Handedly 

All alone; without any assistance.

Saying that one could beat an opponent single-handedly is not the same thing as saying that he/she could do it 'with one hand tied behind his/her back'. That saying means that the upcoming fight or task will be very easy.

Sal (a guy) carried everyone's bags up the hill single-handedly.

Single-Handedly by Diggity Monkeez May 23, 2005

Single-hander 

Someone who has had sex with between one and five people, i.e. they can count their sexual partners on a single hand.

If I had your luck, I'd still be a single-hander.

Single-hander by SFMG November 13, 2012