Simp's Law 

Simp's law is an adage that simply states that if you need to ask whether or not you're simping, then you definitely are. Coined by Chaddus Thundercoccoppolus, the Greek philosopher, in the 5th Century BC.

"Simp's law, Bretheren. It's very simple; if you need to ask whether or not something is simping, it is" - Marcus Aurelius

Simp's Law by mistahroga May 9, 2020

Schrödinger’s Simp 

A simp that states an opinion, then changes it to match the opinion of a girl when they disagree.

simp: “Hey I think cats are pretty cool”
Girl: “I disagree”
simp: “Actually they are kind of lazy now that you mention it””

“Wow, he’s a Schrödinger’s Simp”

Schrödinger’s Simp by Lilli Bee March 9, 2020

Schrödinger's SIMP 

A SIMP that will attempt to hit on a girl and play it off as a joke. This typically manifests in incels that lack the confidence to actually declare their attraction to a female. You can easily spot one of these grotesque creatures if you call them out on discord for it and they respond "bro I was joking" or "dude I was being ironic."

Girl: "Jeez, I've been in my house all day because of COVID. I really should get out more!"
Guy1: "I'd love to take you out"
Girl: *quiet*
Guy1: "HA I was being ironic"

Guy2: "Holy fuck Guy1 is a fucking Schrödinger's SIMP"
Guy1: "Bro I was just joking"

Schrödinger's SIMP by YouGoodBro? November 17, 2020

Simp Tendency’s

To be neither a simp nor a gamer Chad but in the middle Simp Tendencies May make your friends no longer like you

“Hey Justin isn’t Timmy having some Simp Tendency’s”

“Eww let’s not talk to him any more”

Simp Tendency’s by WaflMoves March 11, 2020

Fool's Simp 

A male who treats a female with the respect he would anyone else. Most commonly when their beliefs happen to align on the internet.

"Simp!" John said. "No," James said, "that's a fool's simp you moron!"

Fool's Simp by AnWatermelon March 25, 2020

Enisa's Simp 

An Enisa's simp is a person with no life whatsoever, in other words, complete losers. Be aware that they are easily offended and are always ready to defend their queen. If you want to identify an Enisa's simp you can simply say "Enisa är fet" and they will instantly start licking her feet telling her not to feel bad about herself and that she is a queen.

You can find wild specimens at Enisa's discord server. Their hobbies, besides licking Enisa's feet are getting off to the rules of the discord and making sure everyone knows the rules, long story short, complete losers.
If you are a girl you should be careful, even though they are adults when they see other females they evolve into SIMPS regardless of the age of the female they are simping to.
They are also know to be extremely cringe, you might hear stuff like "SUSSY BAKA" and "That's kinda sus" coming from them, just as a reminder, they are adults.

Kermit and Kim are Enisa's Simps

Enisa's Simp by Darknight9114 July 17, 2021

No simp Valentine's 

For the ones who are single on 14th February you have to pass this challenge for good luck next year's valentine's day.

The rules are simple:no simping over bitches,no masturbating and no roses.

-Hey man I passed No simp Valentine's
-How do you feel?
- Empty💀

No simp Valentine's by Ieepuroy February 14, 2022