The absolute SEXIEST man in the world. His dick is so big, it makes the sun look puny in comparison. He can fuck up to 50 bitches at once and he need not ask for consent because no girl would even pass him don. When a lesbian sees him she instantly becomes wet and becomes straight. His trail is flooded by the pussy juice of all women who see him.
Dude did you see sidgy last night?
Yea, he made all the women make the swimming poolflood.
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. PenguinBooks,1992. p. 38)