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side-burn smash

Joking around - a burn on the side with a smash,

usually said after something that is really serious but not true... a better kick for the side-burn smasher
"I you boyfriend just call me... yah- he said he was gonna break up with u soon...(watch the tears...and then...)SIDE-BURN SMASH!"
side-burn smash by Sammibuka June 28, 2004

side ways burn outs 

Invisable demigods who have sex on mountain tops with demons and abuse hallucinagenic drugs. Like Hippies but cooler and better raqppers Also see sideways Burnout underground hip hop fat caps ghosts samurai subgenius the sidewayz burnoutz sidewayz burnoutz mayan prophecy 2012 planet x
the side ways burn outs live in thin air and eat dead bodies of telemarketers under tables in New York city subways tunnels.

ooo burn down the side 

When one person says something to offend another. Also you can say just burn, but burn down the side is reffering to side burns, like the facial hair. And when this is said instead of just burn it makes it more offending.
Rochelle: Well at least I don't eat 20 meals a day!

Kaytee: Well at least I don't throw up the meals I do eat!

Bria: OOO BUUUURRRNN, DOWN THE SIDE!

Side Burns 

A manly beastly facial hair which protrudes along the face downwards.
Side Burns by MAtt Lawson May 6, 2003

dirty lamb chop side burns 

The term 'dirty side burns' originated in the porn industry, particularly films involving ass-to-mouth (ATM) action. It describes the intentional act of leaving a shit 'lamb chop side burns' on a partner's face by the dude taking his cock out of his partners ass and slapping it back and forth across her face without wiping it off first. The result is that as the dick is slapped across her cheeks, shit it comes to rest on his partners face in a 'lamb chop side burns" configuration.
After he fucked her in the ass, he smacked his dick back and forth across her face, giving her dirty lamb chop side burns.

Side Burning

Judging or criticizing a man because of his side burns and/or facial hair.
Jordan: Look at that dude. He's a douche bag because he has a goatee.
Garrett: Dude, Stop Side Burning
Side Burning by José Wanahumpalota December 15, 2011