A feeling in your stomach that causes a person to puke and shit themselves at the same time, usually brought on by a stomach bug or food poisoning.
After eating some bad seafood, Jonny was in the bathroom all night with the shukes. It wasn't pretty.
by jonnywells February 20, 2010
When you find yourself in the ill-fated situation where you are shitting and puking at the same time, periodically having to choose which should go in the toilet. This is usually due to food poisoning, but may be caused by other illnesses or excessive alcohol intake.
by shukefest May 22, 2010
An outdoor shopping center consisting of grocery shops, cafes, clothing stores etc.
typically doing in Israel
typically doing in Israel
by Mbslayer123 July 20, 2018
A state whereupon you must shit and puke simultaneously, thereby rendering each task impossible until the desire to shuke dissipates.
I drank myself stupid, I was on the porcelain throne at 3am holding a bucket and trying not to shuke.
by the odd house October 22, 2010
by Brandon ihloff November 10, 2019
by That_funny_guy September 6, 2022
"OMG i was so wasted last night, i shuked in a park"
Guy 1 "Was that a fart or was it just sick?"
Guy 2 "No, i accidently shuked"
Guy 1 "Was that a fart or was it just sick?"
Guy 2 "No, i accidently shuked"
by Harry Shukebum Pooter January 22, 2011