Shmonging along is unofficial as of yet, however a shmongalong is the person that would shmong along, it is used to describe a person who sees something amazing or horrific but doesn't react in anyway and just moves along.
Tim: Yo jimmy have you seen this fucking huge spider?
Jimmy: Meh tiny, Gotta get to class bro -Walks off-
Tim: Wow what a shmongalong!!! -_-
church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.
Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.