shrivel dick 

The act of sexual intercourse despite a male's inability to become sexually aroused by their partner.

"Jody totally wants my d"
"What are you waiting for? Make a move!"
"I don't know I'm not really attracted to her I doubt I could even get hard."
"Don't let that stop you, just shrivel dick her!"

shrivel dick by mmmberry December 5, 2011

Shrivel-Dick Syndrome 

When a penis has been in contact with water for an extended period of time, whether it be bathing, swimming etc. The penis then becomes shriveled and wrinkled to the point where it is a fraction of normal size.

Im soaked. And im pretty sure I have Shrivel-Dick Syndrome

I better get out of the pool before I get Shrivel-Dick Syndrome

Shrivel-Dick Syndrome by Anamethathasnotbeenused April 18, 2011

A Shrivel Dick 

Someone who is a bum or a nuisance that normally crashes the party

“Damn bro I can’t believe she called the cops, she is such A Shrivel Dick”
“Stop being A Shrivel Dick”

A Shrivel Dick by MentalBigBoi69 December 1, 2019

shrivel up your dick 

Your dick will be soft as shit. Most use in behaviors

Ayo stop smoking it will shrivel up your dick.

shrivel up your dick by bigdickivan September 19, 2022

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Eenie weenie teenie weenie shrivels little short dick man by DefNotChase May 6, 2022

Shriveldickery 

The art of belittling someone, in order to make yourself look more appealing. To make ones dick look smaller than it is.
(just like it sounds!) Used by assholes the world over in an attempt to make their "dick" appear larger.

That asshole is a master of shriveldickery!

Shriveldickery by Richard Fittswell Upinya April 13, 2012

shriveldickery 

the act of bad mouthing, or shit talking someone in order to make ones self look better.

that asshole is a master of shriveldickery

shriveldickery by DickFittswell September 7, 2012