shrimp cocktail

The act of inserting a cock into a woman who is on her period.

Hey Lara just put a towel down or get into the shower
Lara: r u sure ?
Lara; you might get a shrimp cocktail

by Daddywatchcaptain January 15, 2009

shrimp cocktail

Similar to shrimping: A form of podofilia (foot fetish)where one ejaculates on his toes and the other(s) sucks on said toes; the act of sucking on toes covered in cum.

Last night was fantastic and we ended it all with a shrimp cocktail.

by Stoneman January 9, 2009

shrimp cocktail

To soak your penis in a bucket of shrimp before having sex with a woman who is allergic to shellfish. the allergy will cause her openings to swell and tigthen for ultimate satisfaction.

I gave my girl a shrimp cocktail last night and she swelled up so nice and tight. I had to give her Benadryl when we were done so she could breathe again, though.

by poidog May 17, 2008

shrimp cocktail

a very short man who gets no punany

Steve tried to hook up with this blind chick but he couldn't because he is a shrimp cocktail.

by Bretty BeeBee May 15, 2008

shrimp cocktail

Jasmine

Jasmine is a shrimp cocktail

by anonymous March 24, 2022

shrimp cocktail

when u cum in a bitch when shes on her period and eat her out...

damn, amanda was being feisty last night but she loosened up after we had cocktails

by TOB fo eva January 25, 2005

shrimp cocktail

the use of a corpse's toe for anal erotica.

"I was working in the lab late one night
When my eyes beheld an eerie sight
For my monster from his slab began to rise
And suddenly to my surprise...a shrimp cocktail!"

by ScreaminCreamer January 6, 2008