shrimp cocktail 

The act of inserting a cock into a woman who is on her period.

Hey Lara just put a towel down or get into the shower
Lara: r u sure ?
Lara; you might get a shrimp cocktail

shrimp cocktail by Daddywatchcaptain January 15, 2009

Shrimp cocktail 

A gangbang in which no man has a penis greater than 4 inches long.

My wife said she wants a shrimp cocktail for her birthday but my dick is too big, does that mean i have to watch?

Shrimp cocktail by Racerx504 May 18, 2019

Shrimp Cocktail 

When your dick shrivels up from drugs and you try to fuck your girl on her period.

Hey babe? You wanna shrimp cocktail.

Shrimp Cocktail by BailingBiggs August 22, 2014

shrimp cocktail 

Similar to shrimping: A form of podofilia (foot fetish)where one ejaculates on his toes and the other(s) sucks on said toes; the act of sucking on toes covered in cum.

Last night was fantastic and we ended it all with a shrimp cocktail.

shrimp cocktail by Stoneman January 9, 2009

shrimp cocktail 

To soak your penis in a bucket of shrimp before having sex with a woman who is allergic to shellfish. the allergy will cause her openings to swell and tigthen for ultimate satisfaction.

I gave my girl a shrimp cocktail last night and she swelled up so nice and tight. I had to give her Benadryl when we were done so she could breathe again, though.

shrimp cocktail by poidog May 17, 2008

shrimp cocktail 

a very short man who gets no punany

Steve tried to hook up with this blind chick but he couldn't because he is a shrimp cocktail.

shrimp cocktail by Bretty BeeBee May 15, 2008

Shrimp Cocktail 

The act of when a man folds his flaccid penis and tries to insert it into a female’s vagina.

I couldn’t get hard last night, so I gave her the good ole shrimp cocktail.

Shrimp Cocktail by Anallover4000 January 22, 2022