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Shrew's Gold 

The large hidden belly or second stomach that is found protruding from a shrew's pants just below the belt. This expansive secondary belly is usually quite large and dough-like and when seated it looks like a large balloon is being kept in their pants. Commonly referred to as a "bunt" or a "fupa", the difference is that "Shrew's Gold" refers to the likeness however it belongs to a hideous witchlike female, also known as a shrew.
When Mrs. B was tightening her belt, Arthur told her to cinch it between her belly and her shrew's gold.
When Matilda began overeating, she stated that once her stomach became too large, the extra pounds started to form in her second belly which she referred to as her shrew's gold.
Shrew's Gold by max nova December 11, 2012
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Shrek's Dick 

The biggest one in the swamp.

Instantly makes you so moist that you can't even handle it.
As soon as that slimy tentacle reaches your throat, you'll go into cardiac arrest from it's extreme length.
If you are looking for some good dick, ask Shrek.
"Have you had a dick appointment lately?"
"Yeah, it was Shrek's Dick!"
"HOLY SHIT! HOW ARE YOU NOT IN A WHEELCHAIR??"
Shrek's Dick by strummedonny June 8, 2018

shrek's breakfast 

weed. kush. straight dank. Wiz Khalifa's best friend.
Ay bro you tryna get some shrek's breakfast?
shrek's breakfast by marinaras September 10, 2016

shrek's swamp 

a place that you need to get out of
Shrek: GIT OUTTA ME SWAMP
You: *gits outta shrek's swamp*
shrek's swamp by crustycrocs September 2, 2019

Shrek's swamp 

Shrek's swamp is a damp, disgusting area founded and therefore owned by Shrek. He gets infuriated when others attempt to invade it. Shrek desperately wanted privacy, and to be alone. We still have yet to find out what happens next in Shrek 5...
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shrek's layers

when Shrek molds his layers in his pants every 1000 years,it is worshiped a a mighty tool of gods.
i heard Shrek has given us the mighty gift of shrek's layers!

Shrek’s Sex Slave 

The most honorable position in society, dedicated to pleasing our noble lord and savior, Shrek. Once you accept this duty, you are pledged to eternal allegiance in stroking the mighty ogre shaft and cleaning up the muddy green goo that brings us happiness. Thou beith with shrek, our god.
After years of masturbation and worship, our leader finally promoted me to Shrek’s Sex Slave and now I feel that my life has real purpose.