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Showerer 

A person that showers alot

A person that showers for comfort

A person addicted to showering
"WTH where you doing at 3am?"
"I was showering, i'm a showerer"
Showerer by nightdimness March 14, 2009

After Showere Shit (ASS) 

A shit concieved in the nude before drying off, after a shower. Preferably after a warm shower to make the shit more pleasurable.
Damn! That After Showere Shit (ASS) was soooo nice. You should try it!

SHOWERED.SHOWWERD

It is a new dictionary FORMATION URBAN DICTIONARY AND URBAN DICKTIONARY merged together from being SHOWRED.SHOWWERD.
Faucet is a COCK , Faucet is a FICK and PENIS is a YOUR IN FAUCET which are great SHOWERED.SHOWWERD.

showever 

A really long shower or a shower that will last forever. Usually taken when a person needs to think for a very long time about what somebody said to them or when you need to cry endlessly into the water drain.
Max: Send bobs and vagene pls.
Greg: Now that you've said that to me I need to take a showever.

Max: Is John still in the damn shower?
Greg: Yeah, he's been having that showever ever since FilthyFrank left youtube and-
John: WHY DID YOU LEAVE ME!?
Greg: I think we should give him time.
showever by Ur Mom a Gay May 5, 2018

Showered 

To get intoxicated to the point to where you pass out in a shower with no recollection of how or why you are there . Turning on the water while in the shower enhances the experience.
"I'm gonna get showered tonight!"
Showered by Stayin' Classy April 24, 2015

showever 

g2g take a really fast shower
Showever, I'll be at the club or roller derby in 15 minutes, see ya then.
showever by Mockie December 9, 2009
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
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Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026
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