shorto

a midget. some prefer the term, 'vertically challenged', and more still, prefer 'short person'

Shorto is probably the most polite way to put it though

hey shorto
midget responds "i will not reach to the bottom of the dairy case for you"

by Ron Cordova February 16, 2008

shorto

Unknown Kingpin in d G.i.L, one of the realeast nigga out here. Surrounded by real killers fr🧟 ♂️

Guy: yuh see shorto doh diss he inno, he calls d shots in grande
Girl: i want shorto he go mk me safe like malandro

by Brrppp March 10, 2022

short screen

Referring to a movie screen format which the top and bottom of the screen is cut off.During filming the round camera lens top and bottom is closed in to produce a short picture.This is mistakenly named widescreen since the screen is no wider than usual only shorter.

The short screen format cut off the actors forehead and chin during the closeup.

by BWM January 23, 2008

short-fingered vulgarian

white-supremacist septuagenarian fucktard whose early-morning defecations are accompanied by spewings of Hitlerian hate speech via Twitter Rage; see Donald J. Trump; also: assclown; Republican

Donald J. Trump is the proto-typical short-fingered vulgarian.

by Eppypotamus June 19, 2019

short dog in a paper bag

An alcoholic drink in a paper bag

I'm poor and want to get drunk lets get a short dog in a paper bag

by Ur welcome chuck lorre November 19, 2021

short shaming

No, this has nothing to do with penis length; your dirty mind would go there!

Short shaming is the act of teasing or disparaging a person because of their short stature.

It's a form of discrimination that gets the impunity that racism doesn't. Short shaming has a surprising double standard present in many women: they advocate for the body positivity of themselves and others, yet openly and shamelessly denounce short men.

It's important to remember that height is genetic and unchangeable once a man hits the approximate age of 20; discriminating against it is never a valid criticism. Short men face a lot of discrimination, so just remember to treat them with the respect that everybody deserves. Short shaming is like racism: you're discriminating against a harmless trait that someone cannot change.

Girl 1: "So how tall's your new boyfriend?"
Girl 2: "He's 5'8."
Girl 1: "Ew, it's only a friends thing, right?"
Girl 2: "Hey, quit short shaming, I love him!"

by Vindicator Phoenix January 1, 2017

short dog

A half-pint of liquor, usually vodka.

Sammy had him a short dog every morning on his way to work.

by timmerfee February 14, 2017