short stick

A male that has an obnormally small penis. A person that cannot quite satisfy his female campanion. Someone who does not have what it takes.

That guy on the back of the phone book must have a short stick.

Anyone who would drive a twin turbo Porsche must have a short stick and is trying to compensate.

That fucking Ned is a short stick.

by BIG NUTS January 11, 2005

Short Stick Wizard

When a man with a small penis when about to ejaculate during a blow job, withdraws, shakes his penis in her face, and says "Abra cadabra!", and jizzes in her face, and then does jazz hands.

A guy with a short penis does the Short Stick Wizard by withdrawing from a blow job when about to ejaculate, withdraws, shakes his penis in her face, and says "Abra cadabra!", and jizzes in her face, and then does jazz hands.

by Amputee Starfish porn August 13, 2009

Cosmic Short Stick

When things are going so bad that everything you do just gets progressively worse. You get the short end of the stick on every task throughout the day.

What I get fired and now your leaving me? Did I draw a cosmic short stick or something?

by Patricia LaSalliane November 26, 2010

Drawing The Short Stick

A normal sized person 69ing with a midget.

Last night was pretty sweet. I was drawing the short stick and got to lick lick licking the mini kit kit kitty.

by sandiegophillykilla March 27, 2019

short end of the stick

to get the short end of the stick is to suffer the bad effects of a situation.

Good Samaritan laws exist so that people who have a desire to help don't wind up getting the short end of the stick.

I really suck at writing about myself, so in application processes that require personal statements, I really get the short end of the stick.

by ssnickerer August 1, 2008

short end of the stick

A small cock

"Wait a minute Jack, I've been in prison for three years. If she's been getting the short end of the stick, maybe she'd like to go a couple of laps around the track with us!"

by brendan June 27, 2004

shoot stick

Typically a 90's exclusive phrase, but still somewhat commonly used, meaning "play pool."

Watch out an' lemme show you how I shoot stick.

by Chris-inator May 21, 2006