A male that has an obnormally small penis. A person that cannot quite satisfy his female campanion. Someone who does not have what it takes.
That guy on the back of the phone book must have a short stick.
Anyone who would drive a twin turbo Porsche must have a short stick and is trying to compensate.
That fucking Ned is a short stick.
Anyone who would drive a twin turbo Porsche must have a short stick and is trying to compensate.
That fucking Ned is a short stick.
by BIG NUTS January 12, 2005
When a man with a small penis when about to ejaculate during a blow job, withdraws, shakes his penis in her face, and says "Abra cadabra!", and jizzes in her face, and then does jazz hands.
A guy with a short penis does the Short Stick Wizard by withdrawing from a blow job when about to ejaculate, withdraws, shakes his penis in her face, and says "Abra cadabra!", and jizzes in her face, and then does jazz hands.
by Amputee Starfish porn August 13, 2009
When things are going so bad that everything you do just gets progressively worse. You get the short end of the stick on every task throughout the day.
by Patricia LaSalliane November 24, 2010
Last night was pretty sweet. I was drawing the short stick and got to lick lick licking the mini kit kit kitty.
by sandiegophillykilla March 27, 2019