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Shoremate 

A term used by naval personnel to communicate with one another when not knowing the persons rank/rate/name. Unlike the term 'shipmate' this term is used while being in a shore duty station and is a more friendly, less aggressive term, and positive to accomplish a goal without seeming hostile .
Hey shoremate how's your day going?
Shoremate i noticed your blowsing strap came loose please fix it.
Shoremate duty section is secured you are relieved for liberty.
Shoremate by Doddfather July 25, 2019
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Stinky Shoemaker 

Used to describe a 50 year old greazy haired toothless bum still living with his daddy.
Dude Randy is a dirt bag but Scott is a stinky Shoemaker.

Why don't Randy have a girlfriend? He still lives in his daddy's house and a stinky Shoemaker.

Greasy Shoemaker 

Used in the mechanic trade for a filthy person. Wearing the same clothes for days on end. And never washing their hair.
Scott is a greasy Shoemaker.

After work I should bath but I am a greasy Shoemaker.

Scott Shoemaker

A lazy 50 year old greazy haired bum living off their dad and son. Also referred to as stinky scooter.
You can't get a girlfriend? What a Scott Shoemaker you dirt bag!

Swolemate 

(Noun) Your life-long gym partner. The one you simply can't lift without. You would never dare let someone else spot you once you've found your true swolemate. You and your swolemate grow together, both literally and figuratively. Age, ethnicity, gender, body type, political affiliation, and sexual preference have no bearing on social acceptance of two people calling themselves swolemates. That is: prejudice against swolemates is non-existent.
Guy1: Dude, why are you here all alone? Where's your swolemate?
Guy2: He tore his rotary cuff doing incline, man. He'll be out for at least a month.
Swolemate by Gynomancer May 11, 2013
to beat into submission with a common, gardening shovel
Dude, I didn't know it was your sister
Get off my lawn before I shovelate you
He means it! He's got a shovel!
Shovelate by Rand December 28, 2003

Swolemate 

A swolemate is defined as:
"He is your partner for life. In times of PRs and failed sets, during your bulks and cuts. He's there when you need a spot or someone to record your form. He's there at your meets, during your program peaks, and deload weeks. You two are bonded for life by the glute gods to traverse the gym dimension, acquiring the gains before you in your lifetimes He is more than a bro (or broette). Thou is thy swolemate."

- Excerpt from "The Lift Bible, Chapter 9001 Verse Tree Fiddy"
- Swolemate 1 is preparing for a PR bench press -

Random Guy: "Hey, do you need a spot?"
Swolemate 1: "Sorry, but do you even lift? I've got my swolemate with me."
Swolemate 2: "Dear Brodin, forgive my swolemate for the gains he's about to receive."
Swolemate by DeadliftDon February 9, 2015