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The means of transportation you employ when walking somewhere.
"I've been taking the shoelace express to work ever since that bitch wrecked my car."
by Sean February 16, 2005
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Referring to women who are sexually or romantically attracted to other women. Applies to both lesbians and bisexual women, as it is only the same-sex attraction that matters, not any other attractions the women may have.

Originates from the Greek poet Sappho, a bisexual woman from the Isle of Lesbos, from which we get the term lesbian.
The sapphic women greatly enjoyed each others company.
by whatisdead June 25, 2015
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a metaphorical railroad that you would 'board' to let your friends know that you're walking.
"All aboard the shoelace express!"

Danny: Are you taking your car?
Sarah: No, battery's dead. Looks like it's the shoelace express for me.
by swheatlady February 15, 2009
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To walk home after a night of partying while being in a state of intoxication.
Instead of going aboard the drunk drivers shuttle, they decided to take the Shoelace express.
by chipmunk 314 August 12, 2011
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