shockaroonie 

Phrase associated with disgraced Scottish soccer player Frank McAvennie, and delivered in mock-amazement at something not remotely surprising.

"Tom Cruise? Gay? Shockaroonie..."

shockaroonie by shoggoth August 10, 2003

Shockeroo 

A sarcastic reply used when someone states the obvious during a conversation.

Person 1: Is Bob still coming to play football tonight?

Person 2 : no he's let us down for his girlfriend...
Person 1: shockeroo!!!

Shockeroo by Kes Ashley June 11, 2016