Shmooie

shmooie means retard so scream it in class and annoy your teacher with it and nobody will no what it means.

Blake Ayo Terry, fuck goin on

Garrett Blake you’re literally a shmooie

Blake Garrett you’re literally puppy chow

Shmooie by Mjlhoe January 30, 2020

Shmooped 

When someone smokes a joint or blunt, becoming slothful having nothing better to do afterwards.

San Francisco slang.

Johnny: Man, I am shmooped!

Melvin: We have to go do something we’re hella lazy.

Johnny: Another round?

Melvin: Hell yeah. I’m not shmooped yet.

Shmooped by cousinfelipe August 8, 2019

shmoopie 

A person who is adored by another. See shmoop.

You are my shmoopie, my only shmoopie.

shmoopie by modenadude April 28, 2006

Shmoozered 

Getting baked out your mind

“Dude, I’m fucking Shmoozered right now”
“Ima bouta get shmoozered”

Shmoozered by Danksmonker69 June 6, 2019

Shmoosie Pop

A weird person whom you still harbor respect for

person 1: He's such a weird person
person 2: Yea, but he's nice, he's a real shmoosie pop

Shmoosie Pop by greaterthan9 November 6, 2011

shmoopie 

proper noun: the pet name that Jerry Seinfeld gave to his girlfriend

"I love you, Shmoopie!"

shmoopie by mizzlemamurrzle April 17, 2006

Shmoove 

The act of moving from one place to another gracefully, or doing something in a way that is cool or stylish.

ex: oh yea, I just shmooved through that boss fight

Shmoove by MSL1002 August 14, 2021