Shitlifting is a form of mental masturbation, where one talks themself up by talking shit without backing it up with actions. It is a form of stroking ones own ego through words.
Words are cheap, don't say a word, it would only be for validation or shitlifting ones self ownership anyways.
by Caucasian Jesus August 31, 2018
In some stores you cannot go to the bathroom without paying a man/woman who is standing in front of public bathroom area. Shitlifting is the act of not paying the man/woman who is standing in front of the public bathroom and taking a shit.
"Dude, are you seeing that? I think that guy is shitlifting!" "Ooohh man, that guy is going to jail!"
by Dictionariusdefiner May 22, 2012
The act of taking a shit and not putting it back (shitlifted). Is a Class D misdemeanor-stealing less than $150. Putting it back would mean you were only browsing.
That there feller with the diarear colored yeller shitlifted at the state park latrine and couldn’t put it back.
by Phorrist Dumbp August 27, 2022
by drp-97 October 13, 2021
The act of taking a shit and not putting it back (shitlifted) would be a Class D misdemeanor- stealing under $150
If you take a shit and don’t put it back, you have shitlifted. If you were to put it back, then that would be considered browsing. Good luck putting it back if you have loose stools.
by Phorrist Dumbp August 27, 2022