Originally a Scottish & Irish word, now used in Wales, England and even all former British colonies in place of "shit" but only when suitable, it does not always replace shit in any context. Many non-Scots and non-Irish have started using it in the incorrect context making it sound contrived and plain fucking stuping
Correct:
When watching BBC propaganda "What an utter load of shite!"
When attempting to watch Australian TV "Now that was fucking shite, never again"
When served some below standard food "What's this shite?"
When checking out clothes your missus want you to buy "That's a shite shirt if ever I saw one"
Incorrect:
When warning trouble "You are going to get in shite" (Scots & Irish would use shit or another verb over shite here)
-When giving a compliment "This coke is good shite" (Scots & Irish would use shit or another verb instead of shite here)
When watching BBC propaganda "What an utter load of shite!"
When attempting to watch Australian TV "Now that was fucking shite, never again"
When served some below standard food "What's this shite?"
When checking out clothes your missus want you to buy "That's a shite shirt if ever I saw one"
Incorrect:
When warning trouble "You are going to get in shite" (Scots & Irish would use shit or another verb over shite here)
-When giving a compliment "This coke is good shite" (Scots & Irish would use shit or another verb instead of shite here)
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The way you say "cheese" in Hungarian. Only it's spelled "sajt" cos in Hungarian "s" is "sh" and "j" is "y".
So you can say shite as much as you like, claiming it's just hungarian for cheese!
So you can say shite as much as you like, claiming it's just hungarian for cheese!
You: "Pass me some of that shite on toast"
Other person: "What did you say??"
You: "It means cheese in hungarian!"
Other person: "What did you say??"
You: "It means cheese in hungarian!"
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The post-Saves dregs of a cigarette indicated by the lettering just before the filter. Recipients of 'shites' may expect 2 to 3 pulls before necessarily having to stub the cigarette out. 'Shites' entails an increased risk of burning one's fingers and/or lips when compared to, for example, Saves. Those who ask for 'Shites' are generally disrespected and/or ignored and perhaps insulted.
"Giz' shites off that!"
"Shites? Shites?"
"Can I have Saves?"
"Yeah"
"Can I have Saves off Saves?"
"Shites?"
"Yeah"
"Go on then"
"Shites? Shites?"
"Can I have Saves?"
"Yeah"
"Can I have Saves off Saves?"
"Shites?"
"Yeah"
"Go on then"
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A very British substitution for the word shit. Has a slightly more sustained sound leading to a greater impact then most other swear words.
You are the hieght of shite.
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