1. A zoo that displays fine specimens of fecial material. Often from animals, but human specimens can be entered if they are of abnormal size, length, weight, or color.

2. A little dog that looks like a dirty mop or a cat. Spelt Shih tzu, pronounced shit zoo. Dont buy one of these little fuckers unless you want to comb the fuck out of their hair every day.

Franklin: Yo Steven, I heard you went to the Shit Zoo without me. How did it smell?
Steven: Dude, my wife wanted to look at a dog, what the fuck are you talking about?
Franklin: Oh, I thought you went to one of those Zoos that freaks go to.

Shit Zoo by Dirty Antwan August 12, 2025

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Zoo Shit

When a human defecates and the smell is so repulsive and pungent that it brings back childhood memories of being at the zoo.

After eating country fried chicken topped with two over easy eggs and gravy, I laid a "zoo shit" so powerful that childhood memories of being at the San Diego Zoo came to mind

Zoo Shit by Alejandro6969 July 18, 2022

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Shit-zoom

A manic run taken by a cat after taking a shit- Cats who do this usually do not cover their shit, and are running because they desperately want to get away from the smell.

My cat takes a shit-zoom at least twice a day, and wafts the smell all over the house in doing it.

Shit-zoom by freedomofoppression May 26, 2017

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Zoom Shit

Taking a shit while in a Zoom class or meeting. Mute and video can be either on or off depending on your level of comfort.

“Bro, I took a phat Zoom Shit during my sociology class.”

“Bruh, did you really take a Zoom Shit during our company meeting?”

“My Zoom Shit stank so bad my fish fucking died.”

Zoom Shit by heeeeressssani April 6, 2020

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