shit sniff
shit sniff by english cunt November 2, 2012
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Shit Sniff
Everyone has come across a shit sniff, it is the sound men make to inform other men in a public restroom that they are currently in the process of dropping a deep sea bog diver. It is simply a very short and abrupt sniff, it is clear that because of it's short duration a shit sniff is not used for the pleasure of sniffing shit, it is merely a warnig to others that the process is occuring.
Next time you are in a public toilet (and i know that sounds weird) have a listen and eventually you will hear a shit sniff but you do not mention it when you are in there you'll put them off their stroke.
Shit Sniff by deadmandancin November 28, 2009
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shit sniffer face
Face musicians make during an intense jam session; as if a plate of shit is being held up to their face.
Carter was sportin' a mean shit sniffer face during his drum solo last night.
Todd's got shit sniffer face so bad, it looks like he's dealing with diarrhea.
Todd's got shit sniffer face so bad, it looks like he's dealing with diarrhea.
shit sniffer face by Whammy Sami May 16, 2006
Shit Sniffer
Hey Sarah, your dads a real Shit Sniffer; every time you leave the bathroom he walks in and acts busy.
Shit Sniffer by Erigos November 1, 2010
shit sniffle
a sniffle used by someone taking a shit in a public restroom to assert dominance and provide the newcomer awareness of his presence. the shit sniffle also entails that he/she was there first, so finish your business in a timely fashion, then get the fuck out so he/she can finish one's shit in peace you dick
I was about to release the flood gates after my chipotle burrito with double meat and extra hot salsa when this little bitch decided to walk in on me in the 4th floor library bathroom, so I laid out a mean shit sniffle to let that pussy know he better get the fuck out in the next 15 seconds or he was probably gonna hear noises and smell things he'd never experienced in his entire lifetime ever again
shit sniffle by realg March 31, 2015
Dog Shit Sniffer
A person who has extremely weird tastes concerning a wide range of things from bizarre social interactions to food, drink and entertainment.
Doug has no discernible discrimination when it comes to many parts of life in general and it's interactions. The guy is undoubtedly a veritable Dog Shit Sniffer.
Dog Shit Sniffer by Za Cosmic Clown May 22, 2019
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