Shit Skittles 

When someone with a hairy asshole gets little crusty shit coated pellets hanging from their ass fur.

Roger had to have his girlfriend trim the shit skittles from his bung hole. They were in knots.

Shit Skittles by Eaton Holgoode December 5, 2017

So happy I could shit skittles. 

Colorful happyness, bliss beyond imagination. Things are so good that you are capable of crapping candy.

Katy Perry wrote a song about me, I'm so happy I could shit skittles.

So happy I could shit skittles. by Eightupman June 20, 2010

shit's Skittles 

Another way of calling someone a candy ass. A way to imply that said person defecates the hard candy brand Skittles.

That guy collect's small stuffed animals. I wonder if he shit's skittles as well.

shit's Skittles by Walker10,000 May 9, 2008

Shit on your Skittles 

Comparable to the phrase "rain on your parade"; something that brings you down and/or sucks in a major way.

Sally, you look so sad. I wonder who shit on your Skittles?

You know, I was having a great day... don't come over here and shit on my Skittles, butthole.

Shit on your Skittles by perplexiglass January 5, 2010

shit skittle 

The act of shoving skittles up a mans ass a shitting it out on his/her face

Jen really fucked me up with that shit skittle

shit skittle by SWS meds November 8, 2020

shit skittle 

The act of having colored shit

Honey after I ate those cookies I got a shit skittle

shit skittle by SWS meds November 8, 2020

skittle shit 

When you're taking a shit and dropping nuggets that look like 7 Skittles of different colors smushed together with several single Skittle rat turds between nuggets.

Fuck dude, I just took a skittle shit. The first nugget made me taste the rainbow. I need to drink more water before bed. That was brutal.

skittle shit by Bobby the Bug Man February 18, 2021