shit read 

Any form of literature used while taking a shit.

Man, this magazine will make a good shit read. Don't you think Sherrif?

shit read by Stu $ June 13, 2008

shit and read

Watching or scrolling through your phone while dropping a load

I took the longest shit and read this morning . I now have a toilet seat imprent on my ass!

shit and read by Try It June 14, 2015

Book-readin' faggot shit 

Book readin' faggot shit. A term, used by military personnel, to indicate technical topics, or similar items associated with a college education.

Engineering? That's Book-readin' faggot shit.

Book-readin' faggot shit by The Winker21 November 11, 2009

shit packed tight and ready for travel

Shit packed tight and ready for travel: having ones mind, body and materials in a state of readiness.

When one's life is in order, one can truly say, "I've got my shit packed tight and ready for travel."

shit packed tight and ready for travel by TooSick4U August 18, 2006

Are you ready for this shit ?! 

Are you ready for this shit means some one is about to swing a kettlebell across campus.

* steps up to kettle bell *
“ ARE YOU READY FOR THIS SHIT ?! “

Are you ready for this shit ?! by Kettlebell2020 April 21, 2019