shit milk

1)straight up explosive liquid diarrhea

2)someone who is annoying as shit

"oh man, that mexican food came out straight up shit milk style!"

"what's up shit milk?"

"god damn, this tastes like a fucking shit milk shake!"

by Glenn D December 20, 2005

shit milk

1)straight up explosive liquid diarrhea

2)someone who is annoying as shit

"oh man, that mexican food came out straight up shit milk style!"

"what's up you fucking shit milk"

"god damn, this tastes like a fucking shit milk shake!"

by Glenn D December 16, 2005

Shit Milk

A person that is so annoying that you would rather drink shit mixed and stirred in a glass of milk that hang out with his ass.

"I guess Marshal's coming over" - Guy One

"Fuck, Shit Milk, God that dudes annoying" - Guy Two

by rynofilms October 21, 2010

milk shits

When you wake up and your morning shit consists of white viscous feces that you sometimes have to scoop out with your fingers.

"Dude in the clink I woke up every other night with hella milk shits."

by bonchoblade March 12, 2018

Milk Shit

An "unsaturated" person. A fake ass person that acts different all the time.

"Ayo u kna Bobby rite?"
"Yeah I don't fuck wit him though, he be on some milk shit."

by justtheaveragejoe123 November 8, 2011

shit in the milk

To be disappointed in oneself about having made a stupid mistake. English version of the Spanish saying: "Me cago en la leche".

"I shit in the milk! I forgot the keys at home."

by Kaderschaufel September 30, 2023

You need your shit milked.

You need a sort of stress reliever. In this case, a handjob 'offer'.

provocateur: You're having a bad time with work. You need your shit milked.

Recipient: Eeeaaaah! He's touching me!

by April 9, 2023