Shit Machine

An alternative name for a dog; it doesn’t matter if it’s a pedigree or a mongrel, it comes from the old saying “a dog is a machine for turning food into dog and dog shit, but once it’s full grown it doesn’t produce dog anymore.” Strictly speaking it’s not the dogs’ fault but is due to irresponsible owners who fail to clean up after their animals.

I hope you’re going to clean up after your shit machine.

by AKACroatalin December 1, 2015

Shit Machine

negative term for a baby, or young child, refering to the concept that all they do is make shit.

"ugh, I guess you need a new diaper, shit machine."

by Brian November 3, 2004

shit machine

A useless person, a "waste of space", who consumes resources but produces nothing but shit.

That guy's useless - he's a real shit machine!

by prairiefire May 17, 2010

shit machine

a person who shits so much it is just like a factory for shit

people: hey look it's the shit machine!!
annie tajljaard: hey guyysss.

by melonss August 16, 2010

shit machine

1. A general term for someone who is an annoying douchebag.

"Hey, that girl just slapped me!"
"Whoa, what a little shit machine!"

by Kaylin May 5, 2004

Shit Machine

Someone who shits a lot.

Me: 🎶You better watch out 'cause I'm a shit machine.🎶 (A parody of War Machine by Kiss)

by AntiCircumcisionMan September 27, 2024

Shit Machine Gun

A Shit Machine Gun is an explosion of shit from your ass when you bend over. It needs to have enough force to actually shoot, or fly, and not just fall, from your ass. The consistency is moderate; somewhat watery, somewhat chunky. Mild diarrhea is good for producing a powerful shit machine gun.

"Dude, I fired a wicked powerful shit machine gun the other day. It put a hole in the wall!"

"Yesterday I gave Sarah a shit machine gun and now she's in the hospital with a broken rib."

by FatJackson October 14, 2009