by prairiefire May 17, 2010
by melonss August 16, 2010
by Kaylin May 06, 2004
An alternative name for a dog; it doesn’t matter if it’s a pedigree or a mongrel, it comes from the old saying “a dog is a machine for turning food into dog and dog shit, but once it’s full grown it doesn’t produce dog anymore.” Strictly speaking it’s not the dogs’ fault but is due to irresponsible owners who fail to clean up after their animals.
by AKACroatalin October 12, 2015
by Brian November 03, 2004
Goofus: Damn B, those 3 Miami Shit Machines that I bought from the Wawa and ate right after running over that 'gator in your hovercraft are giving me the bubble guts. I think i'm crowning dog! Good thing we're in the everglades and I can just pinch one off the side and chum these here waters for more 'gators. These beasts have a taste for gloria estefan and cuban sweetbreads.
Gallant: ...
Gallant: ...
by Queef_Quackenbush_Jr October 27, 2020
A Shit Machine Gun is an explosion of shit from your ass when you bend over. It needs to have enough force to actually shoot, or fly, and not just fall, from your ass. The consistency is moderate; somewhat watery, somewhat chunky. Mild diarrhea is good for producing a powerful shit machine gun.
"Dude, I fired a wicked powerful shit machine gun the other day. It put a hole in the wall!"
"Yesterday I gave Sarah a shit machine gun and now she's in the hospital with a broken rib."
"Yesterday I gave Sarah a shit machine gun and now she's in the hospital with a broken rib."
by FatJackson October 15, 2009