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shit keyboard 

the tern usually used for when you make huge typo's over and over in IRC or some type of chat program
fck
fuckkkk
god damn what a shit keyboard
shit keyboard by phatboi20 February 4, 2010

Shit stained keyboard 

When your partner sits on the computer keyboard while giving you oral sex and shits on your computer.
Oh dude your mom left the worst shit stained keyboard last night.
Shit stained keyboard by Fasal Ahad November 10, 2006

Keystone Shit 

The keystone shit holds all the other poop in place. Once the keystone poop falls, the entire doo-doo infrastructure will eventually follow. The keystone is the densest shit and thus requires the most attention and concentration.
Sweating on the toilet, I put on the Led Zeppelin song "When the Levee Breaks" and waited for the keystone shit to drop.
Keystone Shit by asthmaticdan October 20, 2015

Keying my shit 

Keying my shits basically means ur getting me tight , you getting me mad 😭
yo this bitch is keying my shit 😭

swervo gz

Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

Summer Teeth 

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.
Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...
Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012
Word of the Day on May 24, 2026