Skip to main content

shit keyboard 

the tern usually used for when you make huge typo's over and over in IRC or some type of chat program
shit keyboard by phatboi20 February 4, 2010

Shit stained keyboard 

When your partner sits on the computer keyboard while giving you oral sex and shits on your computer.
Oh dude your mom left the worst shit stained keyboard last night.
Shit stained keyboard by Fasal Ahad November 10, 2006

Keystone Shit 

The keystone shit holds all the other poop in place. Once the keystone poop falls, the entire doo-doo infrastructure will eventually follow. The keystone is the densest shit and thus requires the most attention and concentration.
Sweating on the toilet, I put on the Led Zeppelin song "When the Levee Breaks" and waited for the keystone shit to drop.
Keystone Shit by asthmaticdan October 20, 2015

Keying my shit 

Keying my shits basically means ur getting me tight , you getting me mad 😭
yo this bitch is keying my shit 😭

swervo gz