Shit it in

Easy do it

Oh, you'll shit it in mate.

by anonymous October 19, 2020

you clean the toilet so you can shit in it

The world's most perfect oxymoron

Ann was scrubbing all day and didn't want anyone to use the crapper, to which Jim said ``You clean the toilet so you can shit in it.''

by tirtle April 20, 2017

shit and fall back in it

Well...its when you shit, and fall back in it.

Mostly its something you wish upon someone.

Eric yells across the shop "Hey Steve; why don't you shit and fall back in it; you stupid bastard

by captain A.s.E. November 9, 2013

shit and fall back in it

Very Southern U.S. way to tell someone to go fuck themselves.

Last night Brandy come up in the trailer saying how she had a baby and it was mine and I knowed she ain't let me take a smell in at least nine months so I tell her she can just shit and fall back in it for all I care.

by UrbanAristophanes December 13, 2016

shit and fall backwards in it

A response trivialising someone's description of what they plan to do, when the listener finds it extravagant or believes it won't actually be carried out or won't succeed.

Person A: My sister is so upset with her local councilman that she's starting a petition to have him recalled.

Person B: Yeah, she's gonna shit and fall backwards in it.

by radiohead3885 October 4, 2011

Well I’ll Be Shit and Dabbled in it

Southern Origin. Something you may hear Old Folks say when something doesn’t go right. It is comparing your actions and the situation to playing with your own feces, because they are both unproductive.

Granny: We have to go straight!
Me: Yeah, but this lane is turning only! We have to turn!
Granny: Well I’ll be shit and dabbled in it!

by SpecklemyFreckle April 3, 2020

Have a shit and fall back in it

An answer you give when someone asks you what you might do today.

"What are you up to today, TK?"

"I might have a shit and fall back in it."

by Flealine March 26, 2009