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Shit Digger

somone who has no friends and keeps looking for them even if it means looking through shit.
by Harry Bee January 15, 2009
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Shit Digger

The opposite of a gold digger, someone with an affinity for people of low economic and social status.
''Is Carol still going out with that convict?''
''Sure is, that girl's a Shit Digger if I've ever met one''.
by Truckin Memer March 30, 2020
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Shit Digger

A dumb bitch who knows nothing, yet knows everything & somehow turn everything to shit, an ungrateful bitch.
Man: (it's 2AM) " Hello"

Woman: I think something is wrong in my kitchen. Water is everywhere. Can you come and fix it right away ?
Man: " Let me gather my tools" I'll be there swiftly.

Man: There go your problem. The waterline to your faucet is loose. I tightening it up & everything should be OK again.

Woman: Are you sure the pipe is not bursted?
Man: "Ma'am! Turn on/off your faucet" water fine down here, there no more leak & I'm sure a pipe is not bursted. I've already check and pressurized all your line.

Woman: I can hear something in the wall.
Man: I don't hear anything. But let me check again. " nothing is wrong! everything good to go"
Woman: I can still hear something leaking in the wall.

Man: I'm sure nothing is leaking or I will hear it too.

Woman: You can't tell me what I'm hearing from my wall.
Man: Ma'am! There is nothing wrong. I just fixed the problem.
Woman: I don't think you know what you're doing. I'm going to call a Profesional Plumber.

Noun: My shit digger just pissed me off for coming home from work. She digging up the same ol' shit again.

Advice: Don't make eyes contact or verbal contact, especially verbal contact with shit digger.
by Lordkickass June 29, 2024
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Shit daggers

The feeling you get when you are holding in a poo for too long.
Can you cover the counter, I've had the Shit daggers for the last twenty minutes!
by Cpiddy7 March 4, 2021
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Shit Dogger

That little clump of hot ash that shoots quickly into the back of your throat through your one hitter or pipe when your smoking the last hit of marijuana and pull too hard.
<cough> <cough> Ugg, I just got the shit dogger.
by bosstone75 January 7, 2011
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shit dagger

a sharp, pointed piece of fecal matter that can be frozen, then used to dig a shallow hole before it thaws out.
I really need to clean out my fridge because my freezer is full of shit daggers.
by Jasestick November 9, 2011
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cloak and dagger shit

Pretending to be someone's friend to get close enough to place your dagger between their ribs, pretending not to be fighting with them.
Cloak and dagger shit makes a lot of people pretenders/pretentious.
by The Original Agahnim November 27, 2021
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