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Shit Crumbs 

The flaky dry substance of fecal matter combined with toliet paper that is found on bathroom toliets
This toliet has not been cleaned in ages, look at all of the shit crumbs!
Shit Crumbs by D Phil March 15, 2006

shit crumbs 

Those brown specks on the bathroom floor around the toilet.
Those aren't little pieces of milk chocolate on your bathroom floor. Them is shit crumbs!
shit crumbs by wouldaben January 10, 2011

Shitcrum 

Small pieces of poo attached to ones pubic hair in the rectum region.

AKA a cling-on.
"Dude, I thought finished shitting but had the one shitcrum that just refused to drop"

"That cow has some major shitcrum issues!"
Shitcrum by Jasko777 June 22, 2009

shitcumballsfart 

the perfect name for your pet poodle
Ah shit HONEY! shitcumballsfart SHIT ON YOUR NEW RUG!!
shitcumballsfart by oliver walker December 19, 2022