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Chocolate shit coockies 

You go into someone’s house while they’re away, take a shit on a cookie sheet throw it into the oven and set it to broil and leave.
Hope the neighbors like chocolate shit coockies.

Solar powered shit cooker 

A portable outhouse that sits in the hot sun boiling crap.
I'm gonna go home and take a crap. That solar powered shit cooker stinks.
Solar powered shit cooker by Homey D September 29, 2010

Cokie and Abby May 2020 Type Shit 

Doing insane shit that’s wild, whorey, young, and naive at 2 am every day of quarantine.
“Wanna go pull some Cokie and Abby May 2020 type shit?”
Hell yeah. But we’ll actually be responsible and not almost die.”

shitcookie 

The smell in your bathroom after you're finished doing your business when you spray vanilla air freshener that mixes with your number two bodily function
Don't use vanilla air freshener in the bathroom or you are going to experience what a shitcookie smells like or who left the shitcookie bomb in the crapper?
shitcookie by Malooga December 30, 2023