Shit Chicken 

When you're taking a dump in a public restroom and there's someone you might know in the stall next to you, and you try to wait them out so as not to emerge from the stall at the same time for fear of being recognized.

Bob was playing an intense game of shit chicken because he was extremely gassy that day and thought his co-worker John might be crapping in the stall next to him.

Shit Chicken by Poop Guru February 21, 2011

shit chicken 

completely greasy messy chicken that u mostly get from morleys. u kno its unhealthy u kno itll giv u heart problems .u kno its shit
but ull be fucked if u stop eating it .

"shit man, got the fucking munchies"
"go morleys get some shit chicken,itll be peng"

shit chicken by Jdawgthecool January 21, 2009

shit chicken 

Another name for a sea gull.

"Don't let that shit chicken poop on your head!"

shit chicken by Georgia18 July 17, 2009

shit chicken 

a douche bag with ugly, over-highlighted hair, and dates stinky girls with scene haircuts, and yeast infections.

always talks about suicide, even though he is too CHICKEN SHIT to do it!
and have very lame names like _____xchaos.

tyler-
I have a huge depression problem, should be taking medicine, but don't. Thats to start. I have insomnia, which is killing me very slowly. Every night that I don't get sufficient sleep, takes time off my life's clock. I wake up everyday and my mind tells me the world is ending later that day, who the fuck knows why. I have a strange obsession in believing I am not real. No one is. We will all wake up eventually in a world where nothing is peaceful. We wake up and grab our guns and go defend ourselves to stay alive for a few more hours, if so. I've definitely had some weird thoughts clouding my thought process to the point where everything I see, to me is just another illusion. Something that shouldn'tbe there but I CAN touch it. I CAN sence its presence.

person-
you're a SHIT CHICKEN!

shit chicken by frank_fan101 January 13, 2009

Shit-Chicken 

A girl that is not good looking, but you have no other options if you want to get laid that night

Yeah man, I can't do anything tonight, I have this shit-chicken coming over later on

Shit-Chicken by Lopez219 March 27, 2015

chicken shit 

Coward... Cowardly... Wimp... Wimpy

That punk won't fight because he's a little chicken shit

chicken shit by Tino September 1, 2003

You can't make chicken salad out of chicken shit 

It is impossible for a person to create something good out of something that is, by its very nature, bad.

(coming out of a movie theater)
Guy 1: That was the worst movie ever, man.
Guy 2: I know! But! Leonardo DiCaprio was the best out of them, though. His acting blew everyone else's right out of the water! Too bad everything else sucked.
Guy 1: Oh, well. You can't make chicken salad out of chicken shit.

You can't make chicken salad out of chicken shit by starofdestiny October 14, 2009