When you go on a special diet and don't have a shit for 9 days, then you try and squeeze out a fart that turns out to be a little more than you expected.
Oh my god, she's had a 9 day shit fart.
by Anon0500 February 25, 2020
by crazy_fagot_on_the_internet February 14, 2018
by yoyungsu123 February 4, 2022
by ishattedinmypantsiamfr March 8, 2022
A punjent fart which is filtered through shit in the anus before being expelled.
Usually eggy but can sometimes smell like Salami.
Usually eggy but can sometimes smell like Salami.
by Scott Andrew Daly January 24, 2009
2. An exclamation declaring to someone that one has accidentally farted gas, or farted shit.
1. A phrase used to refer to something that came out your asshole by accident, either literally, or figuratively.
1. A phrase used to refer to something that came out your asshole by accident, either literally, or figuratively.
2. What's that smell?
-Oh shit i farted, sorry.
1a. Hey bro, wanna watch Oprah?
-I'd rather eat shit i farted.
1b. What's that she's wearing on her head?
-I dunno, looks like shit i farted
-Oh shit i farted, sorry.
1a. Hey bro, wanna watch Oprah?
-I'd rather eat shit i farted.
1b. What's that she's wearing on her head?
-I dunno, looks like shit i farted
by fruitermelon January 16, 2010
Farted Shit
by fartedshitguy March 9, 2020