Sherming

the discharge of sperm via the penis, most times onto an attractive female, or confused young man.

Did you see Jon?

No?

Cum quick he is sherming everywhere!

by okaysoo September 11, 2010

Sherming

Attempting to attract the opposite sex, a.k.a chatting up. Stems from Sherminator

Look at Sam sherming on that girl, banter !

by willchat January 28, 2012

Sherming out

When one of your friends is too scared to go along with the simplest of things because they believe that they're going to get caught or get in trouble. It is believed to have originated from the Roman times when a gladiator called Shermwood wanted to back out of a fight to the death so the upset masses, who wanted to see a bloodbath, started calling anything similar to that as 'Sherming out'.

Billy: Hey Charlie, wanna go do some weed?
Charlie: But what if my Mum catches us? She thinks I'm an epic dude.
Billy: Are you just sherming out again?
Charlie: *Cries and runs off*

by MoleyPete123 May 13, 2013

Water Sheringham

The most realistic name for a dolphin. Based on the fact that dolphins are complete and utter cunts who know something that we don't but are clever enough to let us know they know something without actually telling us.

In land terms the only thing as cunty as a dolphin is Teddy Sheringham, ex-Spurs footballer.

Dolphins are the Sheringhams of the water, therefore 'Water Sheringhams'.

Look at that Bottlenosed Water Sheringham herding that unfortunate swimmer out to sea where they will be eaten by sharks.

or

How can we sink that enemy submarine? I know, let's strap a bomb to a Water Sheringham and teach it to explode when they get close enough.

by arseblog July 31, 2009

Sperming

(verb) to ejaculate, cum, to grunt suddenly and passionately; exclaim

The new pledge got a sperming.

by suite1157 February 26, 2007

Sherminator

Chuck Sherman's nickname in American Pie and American Pie 2.

A kickass RA who break dances, does wushu, and is an all-around badass.

Chuck Sherman: I am The Sherminator. I'm a sophisticated sex robot sent back through time, to change the future for one lucky lady.

Sherman: Yeayuh!

That kid is suck a crazy ass motherfucker; he's a sherminator.

by PaperMachete November 5, 2005

Sherminator

A red headed guy always wanting to get laid. Preferably foreign chicks who dont know a word of english. He also says prepare to be sherminated to all women in hopes of getting some.
Also known as Shermtron

There goes the Sherminator what a good looking guy.

Shit theres the Sherminator I better hide my girlfriend.

You see the Shermtron at the party?

by Sandy the Sherminator Craig January 26, 2005