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shwacker 

A vape that can hold a high percentage of nicotine, the term is usually used in West Scranton High School
Yo bro me and Quincy are going to hit the shwacker in the bathroom, wanna come?”
shwacker by Mommysboiii69 January 8, 2019

Shitwhacker 

An ignorant, slow-witted person who loafs around the local scene trying to get wasted, repeats whatever you say to everyone and gets themselves arrested on the regular for things most folks are smart enough not to get caught doing. Usually people just leave them be except for the cops, who they always manage to piss off.
"yo, this dude has got a big mouth!"
" nah, don't even worry about it. He's just some shitwhacker I see here all the time. Pay him no mind. Last week he got arrested for pissing on a cop car then asking the cop if he had some paper towels so he could dry the piss off his shoe."

shitwalker 

One who defecates and doesn't wash there hands prior to leaving the restroom.
Don't shake hands with Paul, he's a shitwalker!
shitwalker by TheAlmightyYak October 17, 2015

Shitwankery 

A place for bullshitters and wankers to hang out at
I made a fortune when I invented the word shitwankery, It's me who owns the franchise

shalackers

A slang term for really heady weed
Last night I was smoking tons of the shalackers
shalackers by JDPVT420 August 21, 2009

statwhacker 

Someone who spends a large chunk of a Sunday during football season checking their fantasy football team and looking at porn. Doesn't have a girlfriend.
Phil won't play hoops; he's a dedicated statwhacker.

Gary: So, we going up to Chili's to split a two for twenty?
Tod: Nah, I'm gonna be statwhacking the rest of the day.
statwhacker by statwhacker September 13, 2009