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Shatner Head 

The unavoidable consequence of male aging wherein one's cranium enlarges to grotesque proportions and career options dwindle.
Friend: Dude, what's wrong with your head? You look hydrocephalic, or something.

Me: No, but I just turned 41...

Friend: Oh, then it's probably just you're getting Shatner Head.

Me: Is it terminal?

Friend: Yes.
Shatner Head by gakr May 24, 2013

scatter head 

scatter head by 65799 February 6, 2012

scatter head 

A person who changes topic alot, talks too fast, and talks about everything and anything.
Dylan's such a scatter head. I can't stand talking to him for more than 3 minutes.
scatter head by PsycHoe February 16, 2017

shatterhead 

He doesnt smoke crack, he smokes shatter, hes a shatterhead
This New Brunswick boy smokes so many hoots of shatter, he's a shatterhead.
shatterhead by Chevyguybc November 29, 2021

shitterhead 

That shitterhead just kicked a puppy!
shitterhead by Cbrando August 30, 2022

Lord ShatterHeart 

damn he really broke her heart. whats his name?
its lord shatterheart