Schrödinger's Shat 

When you attempt a fart, but afterwards you think you may have let out a bit of shit in your pants instead. You're not sure though. Until you check, you can't be sure.

Oh no, I think I've got Schrödinger's Shat in my pants.

Schrödinger's Shat by Tommy Pits December 2, 2020

Schrödinger's Shat 

When you're not sure if you shat yourself, or you only farted. You really can't tell, and the only way to be sure is to look.

Oh no, I've got schrödinger's shat in my pants.

Schrödinger's Shat by Tommy Pits December 2, 2020

Pez shat in Vikki's mouth

When Pez went round to Munoz's house and proceeded to shit in his girlfriend Vikki's mouth.

Dude did you hear. Pez shat in Vikki's mouth

Pez shat in Vikki's mouth by Random Spectator December 28, 2004

shat on yo mama's black face 

1.)An insult usually following nigga please

2.)What you say to your friend instead of doing your mom

"That girl just shat on yo mama's black face!"

shat on yo mama's black face by JoHn_KaYlOr October 9, 2011

Shat splat 

Trying to take a levitating crap in a public restroom and getting poo on the toilet seat.

I have to go to the bathroom, but there is a large shat splat on the seat.

Shat splat by remtiw mada November 27, 2010

shat spackling 

The obtrusive act of spraying a restroom wall with shat, specifically in a public restroom, in the area where the piping of the toilet meets the tile wall. This performance, usually accidental, but usually intentional as well, is a result of having a heavy mixture of diarrhea and flatulence whilst standing up from the toilet under the false self-impression that the one spackling has completed their evacuation into the toilet. Out of embarrassment, the spackler usually leaves the scene of the crime as-is.

Oh god. Looks like someone was shat spackling this restroom stall . How are we to perform oral sex, Senator Craig?

shat spackling by CarlDaBrownipino February 1, 2010

Darth Vader's hat stand 

A sinister, six foot tall, wheezing cock.

You should have watched that show last night, Darth Vader's hat stand was so in the corner.

Darth Vader's hat stand by Vizen April 20, 2011