Sharpeller 

A family of nine who are always loving and caring to one another. They all have beautiful personalities and will stop at nothing to get what they deserve for each other. They know their worth and know that not the whole world has what they have. They are giving and hopeful. They are happy and are successful in their own ways. They share ideas evenly and come up with ways to help others. They are always participating in fund raising events and are putting more and more love into the world today.

See that family, the sharpeller family, they are always helping in one way to another.

Sharpeller by Sssnipergirl October 23, 2018

Pencil and Sharpener theory 

The lock and key theory can finally be disproved. The lock and key theory states that "A key that opens many locks is a master key, yet a lock that can be opened by many keys is a useless lock" The counter theory, the pencil and sharpener theory states that "a pencil that is sharpened by a lot of sharpeners becomes a useless stub/pencil while a sharpener that sharpens a lot of pencils is a good pencil sharpener" This theory is rarely favoured by males... for some reason.

Are you curious to know how this proof was derived? if YES, Click on Alt + F4 (on windows) and ⌘ + Shift + W (on a mac)

The pencil and sharpener theory is mostly used to shut a boy up when he brings up the lock and key theory. Works everytime

Pencil and Sharpener theory by Pitarz September 8, 2016

Shartillery 

Explosive diarrhea that is released in a shart in such a way that it sounds like machine gun artillery fire when it plops into the toilet bowl.

Stand down! Its a shartillery strike!!!

Mommy! I just had shartillery and got little bits of poo shrapnel all over the toilet bowl! Will you clean it up please?

Shartillery by WorldsLargestMangina23 April 21, 2013

Morning Sharpener 

(noun) An alcoholic beverage, typically one standard drink (0.6 oz pure ethanol), consumed at the start of one's day. The intended goal of a morning sharpener is, as the name implies, to "sharpen" one's mental accuity, mood and motivation. However, much like getting high before a stressful, high pressure event, it often has the opposite effect.

Similar to irish coffee, morning joe and wake and bake.

"What's up with Joe today?"

"Oh, he ran out of sauce for his morning sharpener. He's feeling a bit twitchy, is all."

"Poor bastard."

Morning Sharpener by CredibleHulk84 September 20, 2017

Sharelle 

Someone who gives a bunch and expects nothing in return. A one of a kind person. Kind hearted, generous, funny, outgoing, slightly aggressive, flirtatious, feminine, and loyal. She is also very athletic!

Sharelle is that one of a kind girl, and your lucky you met her =)

Sharelle by jfhwaluhfluhal May 21, 2013

Sharnelle 

Sharnelle is often a girls name and often very cute/pretty, She can be one of the funniest people you have ever met but she can also be we sensitive and has a very big heart. People with the name Sharnelle often have very nice body's but they don't notice and they are never full of their selves.

I saw Sharnelle today and we had a very funny conversation.

Sharnelle by Antikira April 4, 2015

broken pencil sharpener 

when someone breaks a pencil sharpener to get the blade so they can.... uh..... self harm-ony

Well, let me go get the broken pencil sharpener.

broken pencil sharpener by lizzy44 November 2, 2020