shark attack

The process by which a menstruating female neglects to flush a used tampon, leaving it to steep in stagnant toilet water, thus creating a violent swirl of blood upon the next flushing. The succeeding flushing is typically performed by a frustrated male counterpart.

After one too many shark attacks, the husband filed for divorce.

by throughcelluloid July 10, 2009

Shark Attack

Leaving work early due to an unforseen attack by the legendary office shark.

Oh god! Searing chest pain! I think I'm having a shark attack - I'm going home.

by Maxwell Power June 29, 2006

Shark Attack

An especially entertaining/exotic form of intercourse that involves one (1) female and one (1) male...

1) The nude female, bending at the waist, placing her hands on a wall or a chair

2) The nude male, putting his hands together over his head to form a "fin", hums the "Jaws" attack theme while approaching the female from behind, crescendoing as he gets nearer. The song climaxes as the male reaches/enters the female.

See "Jaws"...specifically the part with the shark attack...it's like that

by Matt Delornoe December 6, 2008

Shark Attack

A word that is frequently used, and confuses Sofia DeDondesteve out of her mind

Marc: Hey man what's up

Drew: Nothin' much just got a shark attack in Math class
Sofia: WHAT DOES THAT MEAN!!!!!!!!

by rogers9615 March 10, 2011

Shark Attack

A powerful concoction of vodka and pineapple with a splash of blue Curacao and a splash of grenadine. It must be mixed in that order for proper effect (which is somewhat similar to that of a Tequila Sunrise). The Curacao and grenadine sweeten it, but they're mostly for color.

In Savannah, Georgia a splash of Coke is added to give the drink the look of the murky sea water of Tybee Island. This is called a Tybee Shark Attack.

by RedneckSatyr June 3, 2011

Shark Attack

The wave of mutilation left after having sex while a woman is on her period (shark week). Cleanup can be quite messy.

Honey, it's shark week and I'm not in the mood to clean up after a shark attack.

by tacotron August 27, 2007

Shark Attack

Noun: A play in footvolley where the player scores by smashing the ball with the sole of his/her foot above the net onto the other team's side.

Man, did you see that ridiculous 'shark attack'?

Yea .. he destroyed it! Nice point!

by BeachKing January 18, 2012