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A unit of measurement equivalent to the amount of a substance required to fill one of Shaquille O'Neal's hands.
C: "Regarding breasts, anything more than a handful is just wasteful."
M: "That really depends on the size of the hand. I mean, if we're talking about Shaq's hands, then yes."
C: "True. A shaqhand is an adequate amount of boobage."
shaqhand by Treybama September 29, 2013
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shahanda 

The most beautiful person you'll ever meet, everytime you see her she will bring a smile to your face and her energy is really high no matter where she is and who shes with. The most intellegent girl you'll ever lay your eyes on. She has a really big heart and feels pain when others and her close friends feel pain. Has the best smile and funniest laugh with the whitest teeth ever. Shes selectives on the friends she makes and treats her friends with the upmost respec. Shes most likely middle eastern and puts definition and how unique she is on her name.
Do you even shahanda?
shahanda by Thicccbeard August 31, 2017

Shaquanda 

Shaquanda is coming over for Christmas tomorrow....
Shaquanda by Becca Allen December 23, 2009

shaquandalan 

A beautiful woman who is fearless and is smart and sexy. She is determined on her goal and will do anything to get it, she would give a bit too much to get what she wants
Person 1: Shaquandalan was at the library from 3:00-10:00 last night studying for the quiz tomorrow

Person 2: What did you expect it’s Shaquandalan
shaquandalan by Jeffery Johns June 25, 2018

Shaquanda 

spiritually intense and can sting or charm. Your name brings love and new starts into life and attracts money. In business, you are the creator and promoter of original ideas and usually enjoy considerable financial success.You are bold, independent, inquisitive and interested in research. You know what you want and why you want it.
You are seeking freedom, opportunities to enjoy life: to make love, to go places and to do things. You are very adventurous and willing to take risk to achieve your objectives. New ways and new experiences can't satisfy your restless nature. One adventure leads you to another. You are honest and fair, because you know that this is the only way to receive justice and honesty from other people. But your personal growth is vital for your, and it is difficult to be tied down by rules and obligations. Your restless spirit might best controlled by choosing the field of work that meet your demand for action and adventure
I found me a shaquanda today, she is great.
Shaquanda by amandaford December 21, 2016

Shaquanda 

A very large ghetto Amazon girl who wears fake hair and thinks she is the shit
Her big ass must be named Shaquanda, with all that weave on her head. Better bring your wallet if your taking Shaquanda out that bitch can eat and she will want her hair done.
Shaquanda by tisom July 6, 2014

shaquandre 

The biggest, blackest mofo in the west. He was the high school quarterback and a bodybuilder. He's unbelievably sexy and stands tall at 7 feet 5 inches. He may go by an alias of Caden.
Oh shit bro, we just fucked with Shaquandre.
Damn, Holmes. We're dead.
shaquandre by shaquandre2020 November 5, 2019
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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