shake the tail

When you've farted in a building while on the move and you take an indirect route to your destination in order to shake off the smell, disperse it and make it more difficult for those around you to track the source of the fart.

"Hey, what took you so long?"

"Sorry buddy, I had a huge curry last night, had to shake the tail, so I zig-zagged around the halls for 5 minutes"

by TheMuzz March 21, 2017

two shakes of a lamb's tail

a short length of time

I'll be back from the store in two shakes of a lamb's tail.

by Anonymous August 31, 2003

two shakes of a lamb's tail

very quickly, as soon as possible

popularized by Uma Thurman in the movie Pulp Fiction

Just make yourself a drink Vincent and i'll be down in two shakes of a lamb's tail.

by Anonymous September 01, 2003

two shakes of a lamb's tail

To do something in a fast manner - as quicks a lambs tail shakes...twice

I'll be there in two shakes of a lamb's tail...

by LimeyGeeza August 31, 2003

Two Shakes of a Lamb’s Tail

A term most commonly used amongst the sexually active elderly to describe a gentleman who’s pubic hair has gone white, long and untamed - completely hiding his penis, visually resembling the tail of a lamb. He gives his lady one pump in her front door and one pump in her back door (two shakes) before losing his erection and calling it a night. His lady is less than satisfied, but it’s better than nothing.

“Bernie, are you and Irene coming to bingo?”
“No, I’ve gotta get this bitch home to give her Two Shakes of a Lamb’s Tail. See you next week, if we’re not dead yet.”

by LambsTail May 02, 2018

two shakes of a lambs tail

a short amount of time

i will be down in two shakes of a lambs tail

by hippy mcP May 11, 2003

two shakes of a lamb's tail

Colloquial phrase representing an undefined short time period

I'll be there in two shakes of a lamb's tail

by David Arnott September 01, 2003