When you've farted in a building while on the move and you take an indirect route to your destination in order to shake off the smell, disperse it and make it more difficult for those around you to track the source of the fart.
"Hey, what took you so long?"
"Sorry buddy, I had a huge curry last night, had to shake the tail, so I zig-zagged around the halls for 5 minutes"
"Sorry buddy, I had a huge curry last night, had to shake the tail, so I zig-zagged around the halls for 5 minutes"
by TheMuzz March 21, 2017
I'll be back from the store in two shakes of a lamb's tail.
by Anonymous August 31, 2003
by Anonymous September 01, 2003
I'll be there in two shakes of a lamb's tail...
by LimeyGeeza September 01, 2003
A term most commonly used amongst the sexually active elderly to describe a gentleman who’s pubic hair has gone white, long and untamed - completely hiding his penis, visually resembling the tail of a lamb. He gives his lady one pump in her front door and one pump in her back door (two shakes) before losing his erection and calling it a night. His lady is less than satisfied, but it’s better than nothing.
“Bernie, are you and Irene coming to bingo?”
“No, I’ve gotta get this bitch home to give her Two Shakes of a Lamb’s Tail. See you next week, if we’re not dead yet.”
“No, I’ve gotta get this bitch home to give her Two Shakes of a Lamb’s Tail. See you next week, if we’re not dead yet.”
by LambsTail January 10, 2018
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by David Arnott September 02, 2003