one who is uninterested in sex or in sexual relationships.
one who appears to be neither male or female, or who is neither masculine nor feminine.
one who appears to be neither male or female, or who is neither masculine nor feminine.
by dagger_grrl May 9, 2004
someone who can't get laid if they tried. They just cant get pussy no matter how hard they try to get it. They will use any means necessary to obtain it yet fail constantly. They just dont have the skilz to get any ass.
Sonny has been sexless for 10 years. Loser goes on the internet and tries to get pussy 1000 miles away and she even dumps him! HA HA HA
by Your uncle September 7, 2007
1.)SEXLESS:- is the name of the band I play in.
We are a three-piece Dirty-Punk-Rock band.
We are from Surrey, England.
To date we have played two gigs.
We will hopefully have allot more gigs in the near future.
We have a shit website, www.s-lesspunk.tk
2.)SEXLESS:- Someone who has no sex.
We are a three-piece Dirty-Punk-Rock band.
We are from Surrey, England.
To date we have played two gigs.
We will hopefully have allot more gigs in the near future.
We have a shit website, www.s-lesspunk.tk
2.)SEXLESS:- Someone who has no sex.
SEXLESS:-
Guy1: Hey dude, did you see Sexless play the other night?
Guy2: Yeah.
Guy1: What are they like?
Guy2: They suck.
Guy1: Huh?
Guy2: They suck and they are dickless.
Guy1: Um . . . ok . . . SWEET!
Guy1: Hey dude, did you see Sexless play the other night?
Guy2: Yeah.
Guy1: What are they like?
Guy2: They suck.
Guy1: Huh?
Guy2: They suck and they are dickless.
Guy1: Um . . . ok . . . SWEET!
by Stephen Foy July 17, 2004
The sexless innkeeper is when you take what you think is a potential hookup home with you, and they fall asleep on your couch without hooking up. She or he only went home with you because you lived close by and they needed a place to crash for the night, therefore using your place only as an inn, making you its innkeeper. Defined by Barney on How I Met Your Mother.
by Lefou October 14, 2009
by horde52 March 7, 2010
When you meet a girl with whom you're about to get some but she ends up falling asleep in your apartment, turning you into the sexless innkeeper.
"Dude, I was totally about to get some, but she fell asleep in my apartment and I didn't want to wake her up"
"Dude, you were totally the sexless innkeeper that night!"
"Dude, you were totally the sexless innkeeper that night!"
by thedefiningmastercraftsman98 August 5, 2015
My besties are coming over to binge-watch Parks and Recreation for some good ol' fashioned sexless streaming.
by Jay-Rizzle October 30, 2015