1
REGULAR:
G: Hey Carl, could you pass me those tongs?
C: Sure Gina, I'll hand you the tongs.
SEXIFIED:
G: Hey Carl, could you pass me those tongs?
C: Sure Gina, I'll HAND YOU the tongs. (with sexy eyes and sexual overtones)
G: oh, you and your sexification, just hand me the damn tongs.
C: thongs?
G: TONGS!!
C: hey, that meat is burning.
G: oh, I'll burn your meat.
C:
he he he...
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2
R:Steve, don't you love to see the pine trees covered in snow?
S:Yeah,
I love me some douglas fir, if
you know what I mean.