A sex wizard is someone whose specaturaly magical in bed. They might do things you have never done before . They will make u orgasmic in a split of a second because they are just that good , they know the exact way on how to make your willy wet or your cat meow
by lover10245 June 26, 2018
A creepy pseudo-spiritual man who just wants to touch your tits but pretends that it's all about chakras and miridians . Prone to giving you hugs that are way too long and pressing their boner into your hip. Wants to give you a massage and talk about yoni
(Staring at your chest) I can see a serious energy blockage in your heart chakra.
"Help, that sex wizard keeps pointing his semi at me and talking about sacred yoni massage"
"Help, that sex wizard keeps pointing his semi at me and talking about sacred yoni massage"
by whipsnape September 12, 2013
The sex wizard is the archmage of the magicians of intercourse, a rather unknown religion. He advises he's inferior servants, his Sex mages, in his ten commandments of the sex wizard.
by WilliamTheSexMage September 25, 2023
by Jay Rivera May 23, 2008
An individual who is extremley proficient at tripping on psilocybin mushrooms, LSD, and other psychodelics while having an orgy for the entire trip causing everyone else to orgasm as frequently as possible.
Yeah the other day I went to an orgy and the Guru Sex Wizard was there, I came for 10 hours straight after he took 2,000ug of LSD.
by Flare_Snagz August 22, 2023
by Quasex October 5, 2020
by Quasex October 5, 2020