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sex wizard 

A creepy pseudo-spiritual man who just wants to touch your tits but pretends that it's all about chakras and miridians . Prone to giving you hugs that are way too long and pressing their boner into your hip. Wants to give you a massage and talk about yoni
(Staring at your chest) I can see a serious energy blockage in your heart chakra.
"Help, that sex wizard keeps pointing his semi at me and talking about sacred yoni massage"
sex wizard by whipsnape September 12, 2013

Sex Wizard 

The sex wizard is the archmage of the magicians of intercourse, a rather unknown religion. He advises he's inferior servants, his Sex mages, in his ten commandments of the sex wizard.
Sex Wizard by WilliamTheSexMage September 25, 2023

sex wizard  

a wizard who preforms sex acts with magic and his long wand
LOOK at that sex wizard hes doin his magic!
sex wizard by Jay Rivera May 23, 2008

Guru Sex Wizard 

An individual who is extremley proficient at tripping on psilocybin mushrooms, LSD, and other psychodelics while having an orgy for the entire trip causing everyone else to orgasm as frequently as possible.
Yeah the other day I went to an orgy and the Guru Sex Wizard was there, I came for 10 hours straight after he took 2,000ug of LSD.
Guru Sex Wizard by Flare_Snagz August 22, 2023

Wizard Sex 

“Hey I was hanging out with you gf and had wizard sex”
Wizard Sex by Quasex October 4, 2020

Wizard Sex 

“Hey I was with your girlfriend and I had wizard sex.”
Wizard Sex by Quasex October 4, 2020
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I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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