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Dolls that are used for the sex... see Al Brooks.

Johnny: Damn, my sex doll has deflated again.

Greg: cough(needle dick)cough

sex dolls by Ben June 18, 2004

Words you can keep

Sex doll

How desperate are you?

Person 1: I'm so desperate I searched sex doll on Urban dictionary.
Person 2: That's why you have no friends.
Person 1: *sobbing* Fuck you.

Sex doll by sWeeT DoOdLeS NippLeS Medea April 24, 2020

sex doll

A doll purchased primarily for masturbation purposes, though a few of them are sold to health teachers.

The man tried to convince his wife that he was a health teacher when she discovered his sex doll.

sex doll by Word of the Day June 5, 2004

Sex Doll

The sex doll is a plastic/silicon replica of a female, meant for people to have sex with. The sex doll was first invented by a man named David Sex Doll in 1859 who, because he was a virgin, decided he wanted to create something that he could have sexual intercourse with that wouldnt reject him but also felt like a real woman, so he took some mud and put inside of a beaver pelt and sewed it together and that was the 1st sex doll.

"Man I really want to buy a Sex Doll cause all these women keep rejecting me"

Sex Doll by CumNuts November 4, 2020

sex doll

A plastic doll in which certain points of intercourse are altered, see below example.

Undressing- taking it out of the box

Foreplay- blowing it up

Eating out- eating a pizza and accidently dropping it on the doll

penetration- doll keeps deflating, so add some foreplay

afterfucking ciggie- burning a hole in the doll and packaging it to be sent to a hated person.

Feeling dirty- priceless!

sex doll by Gumba Gumba June 11, 2006

sex doll

An inflatable doll usually made of plastic. They are much used by people who have bad personal hygeine, and ugly-looking people, that cannot get a female companion for love nor money.

Clinically depressed man explaining to his social worker why he is so sexually frustrated:
I owned a sex doll once, it cost a fortune, but it felt just like how I imagined the real thing would feel. Then I got carried away and during a particularly torrid night of passion I gave her a love bite on the neck. I never saw her again as she just farted real loud and flew straight out of the window. I cant afford another.

sex doll by dick the perv January 31, 2008

sex doll

the closest thing to a human that my pp has been in.

friend: you dude have you lost your virginity yet?

Me: does losing it to a sex doll count?

Friend: No.

sex doll by StupidPooPooFace May 27, 2021

city chicken

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.

Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?

city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006

Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake

“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”

Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026

Word of the Day on September 16, 2026

just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him

friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?

just fokin missing her by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 15, 2026

endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.

I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.

endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026

Word of the Day on September 14, 2026

caillou

A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.

Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”

caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026

Word of the Day on September 13, 2026

Brought-upsy

scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.

Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?

Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?

Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005

Word of the Day on September 12, 2026